(Sing to the tune of "What do you do with a drunken sailor?")
"What do you do when you're Phat Man Dee?" (repeat 3 x)
"Earleye in the morning?"
To which one would respond (if you liked old sea shanties with modern
"Tell her she has 4 gigs this week!" (repeat 3 x)
"Make sure she buys more glitter!"
And buy more glitter I shall, and more bindis and more fishnets, and more bow rosin for my cello and if I have any money left over at all, I need… Continue